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May, 2015

He’s back! Carmine reappears like Jason in those ‘Friday the 13th’ movies!

Sunday Screech: This week, we bring you Carmine’s first-ever column — written a few months before his 10th birthday! Comments (8)

April, 2015

It was a week ago today that Carmine went to Walmarts

Sunday Screech: That and other interesting anger in this week’s Carmine, which may be one of his last. Comment

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Carmine’s still here — until you replace him!

Sunday Screech: Look, we asked for a Carmine replacement last week, and still haven’t found one yet. So here’s this week’s instant-classic! Comments (2)

March, 2015

It’s over! Carmine’s column canceled, replacement sought

Sunday Screech: Oh, man, wait until Carmine reads about this! Comments (14)

Carmine loses power — and his mind!

Sunday Screech: In this week’s Screech we find out what happens when Carmine is trapped in his apartment without power or water. Fact is, it gets pretty ugly. Comments (6)

Snowblind! Whiteout cancels Carmine’s awards night!

Sunday Screech: This week, the Screecher can’t tell you what he ate, because the snow ruined his night! Comment

Carmine takes a tumble in front of pol’s office, finds sanctuary inside

Sunday Screech: A terrifying sidewalk scooter accident becomes a love-fest for Councilman Mark Treyger’s staff in this week’s riveting edition. Comment

It’s March, and Carmine comes in like a lion!

Sunday Screech: You hear that screeching? That’s Carmine, dabnabbit! Comments (2)

February, 2015

Carmine: Al Gore lied about global warming, and I’m freezing!

Sunday Screech: “Why can’t politicians ever keep their promises?” wonders the Screecher. Comments (22)

Why can’t Carmine get the information he needs?

Sunday Screech: The Screecher is a Yellow Pages man in a Google world! Comment

Hoots and hijinks with Carmine!

Sunday Screech: Sunday, on Carmine! The Screecher gets stuck in the snow! Will he survive? Did he bring enough provisions for the trip? Did he wear his diaper? Find out on this week’s Carmine! Comment

Carmine says fire the weatherman!

Sunday Screech: Yeah, right. Like you didn’t see this one coming from a mile away (not that it’s hard to see Carmine coming from a mile away, him being so large and all). Comment

January, 2015

Here’s your reminder to read Carmine this week

Sunday Screech: You didn’t think he could do it, but he did — Carmine does it again! Comments (1)

There are hundreds of reasons why Carmine won’t change a bit!

Sunday Screech: In this week’s Screech, Carmine explains how he stays the same way no matter what anybody says — even Katherine Hepburn! Comments (2)

Christmas memories whet Carmine’s appetite!

Sunday Screech: This week, the Screecher recalls his greatest Christmas dinner ever — the ones he had this year! Comment

Another year, another Carmine

Sunday Screech: Some of you ask us, “When will this end?” The answer? When Carmine stops screeching! Comment